Oh aye Sheelagh and Bindi, pickin on the poor lad eh?
I had another one this morning. I put two legs in the same pant leg and got em stuck, it took ten minutes to get em out. I Know I'm not the only one who's done that! I hope.

Phil, how did your mother ever let you leave home lad??

sheelagh

Ha ha Phil you are not the only one, must have been half a sleep when it happened, just thinking about a game with a sack race. Regards Doris

auschick wrote:
Phil, how did your mother ever let you leave home lad??

sheelagh

Oh Yeah?!? Put em up, put em up! ( In the voice of Snagglepuss)
Phil.

psb wrote:
auschick wrote:
Phil, how did your mother ever let you leave home lad??

sheelagh

Oh Yeah?!? Put em up, put em up! ( In the voice of Snagglepuss)
Phil.

Phil did you exit Stage left or Stage right, (still using the voice of Snagglepuss.)
Syd

You better watch yourself our Phillip the old age ODE is creeping up mmm another Senior Moment lol. Regards Doris

boltonloco wrote:
psb wrote:
auschick wrote:
Phil, how did your mother ever let you leave home lad??

sheelagh

Oh Yeah?!? Put em up, put em up! ( In the voice of Snagglepuss)
Phil.

Phil did you exit Stage left or Stage right, (still using the voice of Snagglepuss.)
Syd

Always stage left Syd, they don't expect that.
Phil.

Phil, don't take any notice of them, it happens to us all sometime - just some more than others.


Just for you, cos I know you have a soft spot for cute puppies .....

auschick wrote:
Phil, don't take any notice of them, it happens to us all sometime - just some more than others.


Just for you, cos I know you have a soft spot for cute puppies .....



I only got one thing to say about that Sheelagh.


Thanks buddy.
Phil.

Ladies, have you ever been told how silly you look in your hairnet, and had your feelings hurt? I say Up with the Women, get even for these unwanted comments!
I was at a factory today that insisted Everyone wear hairnets, so I put one on, a white one, tho they had a selection of colours.
I finished my business, left, and promptly forgot what was on my head.
I drove 22 miles wearing a hairnet. I drove into my yard, yep,,,,, wearing a hairnet.
I have to say the remarks about my Grandmother and Mother were totally uncalled for, hurt to the quick it did. Very Unkind.
Phil.

Phil, you do crack me up - you weren't born blonde by any chance were you?

Can't help thinking what it would have been like if you had called into the local on the way home for a pint wearing "the Latest In Ladies Headwear".

sheelagh

Phil the hairnet must have been very comfortable to forget to take it off, you are naughty you only suppose to to be worn for hygene now its contaminated you cannot wear it again it needs sterilizing before you can wear the hairnet again tut tut. Regards Doris

The hairnets go well with stockings and stillettoes by the way Phil - weren't wearing them as well by any chance were you?

Them heels are hard to drive in - get stuck in the pedals.

Sheelagh

auschick wrote:
Phil, you do crack me up - you weren't born blonde by any chance were you?

Can't help thinking what it would have been like if you had called into the local on the way home for a pint wearing "the Latest In Ladies Headwear".

sheelagh

Funny you should mention being born blonde Sheelagh, I wasn't, (I was born with curly black hair, I was a sweetheart),,but, my brother was born blond and stayed that way for years, now he's salt and pepper and going bald.
I had flats on that day, not sexy I know, but I have to drive. You should have seen my garter belt tho, specially made!
Alright lass going to bed, finished off the mess we made at brothers house in the winter, laid sod over it and planted a few flowers, looks lovely.
Night all.
Phil.